When a female is in doggy style position across the room and you sprint at her naked and try to to penetrate here ass. If you miss, your fucked.
Bro, did you hear about Jack?
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
by Purple6muffins9 May 6, 2016
Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....
Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)
Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...
(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.
Guy2: She didn't did she!?
Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.
Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....
Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)
Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...
(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.
Guy2: She didn't did she!?
Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.
Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.
I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.
by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010
The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.
She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)
by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023
Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
by argusm May 22, 2007
A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
by Thai sun October 2, 2007
the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
by bl4ck_d0g May 25, 2008