the effect of being annoyed, pestered or just plain pissed off by someone who constantly brings up high school stories or talks about their high school friends. rooted in college dorms where one person clings on to their old life instead of meeting new people.
You wanna go out to a party with the girls in 421 tonight?
No way man, they got the Alyssa effect goin on in there, Mary just won't shut up about her friends at home.
The Alyssa Effect is a cycle where the partner in question end their relationships saying they aren't happy and the "significant" other needs to activate conversation, they do this with multiple partners to where it's a cycle, hence the the Alyssa Effect
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'