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The Girl That's Always There 

When you go to the weed or dope house there is always that one chick that is ALWAYS there. She sleeps with one or more of the "employees" and benefits from their product. Eventually, she will be gone and there will be another Girl That's Always There.
"Yo! Who all was at the dope house, tonight?"
"Just Chris and the girl that's always there."
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i always there 

i always there meaning for you waiting and always looking for them
i always there for you to whatever end

But the love was always there with the peace! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"

Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."

There's always next year 

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

there's always barber college 

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

there's always next year 

A phrase often heard in Cleveland or it's surrounding parts. Generally used to express a mix of disappointment and misguided hope towards a team's chances of winning in the upcoming year after having failed to win a championship. Useable in regard to any sport with one major championship per year.
Person #1: The Cleveland Browns went 4 and 12 this year.
Person #2: Oh well, there's always next year...

there's always a bigger fish

Qui-Gon Jin's most memorable quote from "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace"
"I'm so glad we survived that."
"Well, there's always a bigger fish"