i walked past a homeless man the other night. At first i walked past him and accross the road and then i thought no i cant do that so i walked accross to him and emptied all the coin out of ma wallet( about $10) and gave it to him and said lo after urself mate i will see u around

friend says afetr i do it.... oh my god u are so altruistic

altruistic by bollox87 May 17, 2006

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altruism

The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans.

See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

lol, Altruism? Why should I have to pay for someone elses' continued survival? Let natural selection take it's place *lol* (Three-billion years of multicellular evolution for nothing)

altruism by monopole November 26, 2009

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altruism

the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others

She has to much altruism.

altruism by Emo Okami December 16, 2008

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Altruistic Comedy

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

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