alpine slide

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

by lnglostsurfer June 01, 2007

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 26, 2009