Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca

Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca

by Chamena84 September 1, 2019

Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.

Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.

by Watermelon x) February 27, 2018

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama

i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost

by llamaqueenrules December 1, 2019

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

by Alakritous February 20, 2017

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat May 25, 2012

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022