Leah Marie Allas 

A weeb obsessed furry that can bark really well. She likes art but smells like an old lady. She poops in nuggets and her farts spell like spoiled sinigang. She hits her brother only because he thiccer than her. She wants a taser so shototodoroki can tase her poosy. She lost her best friend Ellie... because she left her in the car when she was little. Yes, Ellie is not a real person. Leah now believes she is on alt tik tok and is the main character of MY movie. She farts in her sleep.

Man... She purs like a leah marie allas.
She barks like a real leah marie allas.
She lost her stuffed elephant like a leah marie allas.

Leah Marie Allas by MattyBCrapsLikeAngelicaAllas69 September 23, 2020

Leah Marie Allas 

A former furry, but current lesbian that enjoys peeing in the sink and in her bathtub (on special occasions). She is a self-proclaimed man-hater, but refuses to shut up about animated lines in the form of hot men. An avid fan of Shoto Todoroki, she goes by the nickname of "Todoroki's Cumslut" on numerous social media platforms, even having once shifted to a different dimension just to have foreplay and furry sex with him. It is to be noted that she practiced the art of astral projection for this single moment, only to be interrupted by her mom yelling at her about wetting the bed. When focusing on real-life partners, however, Leah Marie enjoys telling men 'everything about her' and making sure to 'not leave anything out'. She easily gets flustered by Asian boys with middle parts, kinky octopus hentai, elephants, and girls.

God the sink smells like piss... she's a real Leah Marie Allas!
Leah Marie Allas won't shut up about Todoroki x Bertram fanfiction.

Leah Marie Allas by That Person On The Internet July 9, 2021

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alease 

A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.

Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"

Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015