alfiem 

Some little pussy that gets bummed

That alfiem is a weirdo.

alfiem by cozzini May 25, 2025

Alfie Deyes 

A british youtuber with a crooked smile, a heart of gold and a whole lot of handsome.

Everyone everywhere: "My perfect man would be Alfie Deyes. Nice, funny, handsome, and british."

Alfie Deyes by Ail Avac November 27, 2012

Alfie Deyes 

A giant tory

You remember Zoella boyfriend Alfie Deyes? yeah he is a Tory now

Alfie Deyes by TD1SL Member March 10, 2019

Alfie Ping 

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

Alfie Ping by life gone south August 3, 2020

Alfie morgan 

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

Alfie morgan by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021

Alfie 

A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.

Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"?
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"

Alfie by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014

Alfie deyes 

A shitty British vlogger

Alfie Deyes uploaded a new video...a year ago. It's just vlogs now.

Alfie deyes by Johnoliver'slover April 19, 2018