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Alabama hotpot

During sexual intercouse, either pre-planned or an impromtu act of passion,the male lays a massive turd into the pussy. Either directly or through a medium; but either way the poo goes into the vagina. The male then proceeds to continue penetrating the vagina, with the turd in situ.
'Last night got messy, when she wasn't watching I gave that bitch an Alabama hotpot'

'I had to wash my sheets this morning, i took my girlfriend alabama, she ordered the local special; an alabama hot pot'
by Theicebergmerchant February 19, 2009
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shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube
Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.
by dildo machine June 21, 2006
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The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
by rod-man April 12, 2007
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a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009
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The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.
After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.
by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009
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While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
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When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
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