latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 28, 2012
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The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.
Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 24, 2009
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The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.
Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018
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when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit
omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
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The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
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