Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips
Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.
by Donburey September 22, 2008
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The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her
Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket
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This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.
Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.
by Cheatachu655 December 29, 2007
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When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
by Dmitri B December 02, 2006
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A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007
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The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.
I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!
by Rupert123 March 05, 2008
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The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
by Tess Buehler May 14, 2018
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