An oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite sex. Usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. Inspired by the chorus to Akon's song "Sexy Bitch", wherein the singer says, "I don't mean to be disrespectful" and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a "Sexy Bitch".
Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be
Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!
by ExperimentalFilm November 15, 2009
To be caught red handed in supermarkets shoplifting,
then spending a lovely night in a jail cell along with other dykes in society.
then spending a lovely night in a jail cell along with other dykes in society.
by joebakrr November 6, 2009
So did mike show up for the rehersals?
Nah. He pulled an akon.
Man that guy's a joke. I never believe a word he says because he's always pulling an akon.
Nah. He pulled an akon.
Man that guy's a joke. I never believe a word he says because he's always pulling an akon.
by Crapulousity March 2, 2009
by Adrian May 21, 2007
(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black
last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.
by Dick Wu August 15, 2012
by You know Who, or do you? August 4, 2013
Akon is a smart, hot, beautiful girl. She is athletic and a very multi skilled/talented person. Akon loves almost everything and is really good at school, especially math. She is loyal and never wants to let you down. She seems shy at first but then she becomes a fun person. She is very honest and listens to what you have to say. She loves to vibe with anyone and tells extremely funny jokes. But wait, don’t get on her bad side! Don’t be mean to her or her loved ones because she will snap in a drop of a dime. When she walks in the room, her attractiveness catches everyone’s attention. Akon is like 1 in a million. Don’t let her go!
by Brightshiningstar November 24, 2021