akapoka Share definition Flag wanting to poke someones ass, with a finger, stick, scissors, someone elses hand or a even a shoe. -Man, i saw this fat chick today and I akapoka her with my dog. -My butt was itchy so I akapoka it with my sisters hairbrush. akapoka by Chess Man May 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the akapoka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch