A shit so toxic that even a Airwick air freshener can not dull it's eye tearing effects. A shit this toxic usually doesn't contain chemical compounds, butt rather is nuclear in composition.
Man, that Airwick Shit that you just did in my bathroom is removing the walpaper in my kitchen, plus the Department of Homeland Security is dispatching a Nuclear Hazardous Response Team to clean it up.
When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.
John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman