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Airplane Shower 

To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).
Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.
Airplane Shower by Catticus XIII January 19, 2014

airplane skirt 

A skirt so short that when the girl bends over you can see the cockpit.
I was a frequent flyer, so the stewardess showed me she had on an airplane skirt and then let me join the mile high club.
airplane skirt by Pareeha March 29, 2004

Airplane Syndrome 

n. When you're reasonably isolated from the rest of society with a small group of people, you tend to find the most good-looking person there to be exaggeratedly hot, when actually they are probably average-looking. Desperation.

Comes from the ability to pick out the hottest person on a long airline flight, when you're thinking about the possibility of a crash landing and who you'd want to hook up with on the desert island.
1: "Yo I'm seriously crushing on that one chick in my mech. engineering class."
2: "Daamn son you've got airplane syndrome."
1: "Hell yeah, she's the only one out of the three that doesn't look too much like a dude. I'm in love."
Airplane Syndrome by BigBing September 25, 2010

Airplane Sticker 

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping
Airplane Sticker by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

airplane sex 

Where two people go under a blanket or in the bathroom of an airplane and make love!
me and my boyfriend were flying to paris for a couple of days and as soon as we got on the airplane i knew that he had to be inside me. He told me that he needed to go to the washroom and that i was welcome to join him, i promised him that i would be joining him. he went and i fulfilled my promised and came in, in the tight space my body was pressed against his. I pushed him on the toilet and said "You've been a very bad boy and you need punished!" I pulled his pants off first. he starts to finger me hard from behind! that feels amazing and so he shoves in 4 fingers! As i increase the speed of how fast I am putting his thick dick into my mouth he gets harder and harder until finally he cums. As I licking the excess cum off of his penis. He then ate me out! Even after cumming, He was still hard, so he got on top of Me and put his huge penis right into my wet vagina. He pumped back and forth, increasing his speed as he went.“Oh! Faster, faster! Ah! Oh! Harder! Aaahh! Oohh!! Oh! Gimme more! Oh Aah!” I exclaimed as the pleasure built up inside of Me. He hit my g-spot and I came harder than I had ever come before. I screamed as I felt waves of pure pleasure course through My entire body. The orgasm lasted for at least two whole minutes, but He wasn’t done just yet. we got into the 69 position and it was amazing. Once there was no more cum to go around we put our clothing back on and went back to our seats after a great airplane sex session!

Airplane Syndrome 

The repeated use of lyrics from B.o.B's song "Airplanes" as a status on facebook, twitter, etc.
Status: "I wish we could pretend that airplanes, in the night sky were like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now <3.
Comment: You must be suffering from airplane syndrome. That's so used.
Airplane Syndrome by 4s.gv May 8, 2010