Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.
Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?
by john_d May 10, 2005
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Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!
1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know
by Best woman alive (R) March 23, 2021
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Ahmed, the most handsomest boy in in world. He’s very funny, very sweet, and very cute. He’s super easy to fall in love with. His laugh is the most cutest thing ever and he sure dose make a amazing boyfriend<3
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a unstoppable wrestler and really awsome. More awsome than Nishat
Nerd:"Oh man i'm fighting a bully because i was trying to stand up for myself. I wish i could be a Ahmed so i can be a wrestler and never get wedgies and be awesome"
Nerds best friend:" Why dont you become a Ahmed.
by ksiolajidebt November 17, 2012
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English translation:
A very simple man that likes reading books and giving money to the poor and feeding poor children and he doesn’t like boobs

Arabic translation
أحمد رجل يحب الديود و اللعب بالخداق
English stranger: that is Ahmed he loves children
Arabic stranger: أبتعد عن أحمد سوف يلعب بديودك
by John Chambobly August 19, 2020
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Obviously, he has the biggest penis I've ever seen
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