ahkaf
Ahkaf is a beast in the gym and is absolutely ripped. He is a very trustworthy friend and has incredible facial hair. He can make weight seem to disappear.
ahkaf by Mansplaining/spreadingDoesntEx April 21, 2018
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Ahnaf
A tall sexy beast with a high Intellect, fast, strong and at time lazy.he can also usually be very kind and sweet but can be serious and shy at the same time. Ahnaf is a type of person you shouldn't cross lightly, he will be the best guys in the world but can also be your greatest enemy(from personal experience)
Also has big d#ck
Also has big d#ck
Ahnaf
a dude with a MASSIVE PENIS, IM TALKIN HUGE BALLS, DONGALICIOUS BOLLOCKS, also a very sexy beast, gets a shit ton of bitches
Ahnaf by Jimmy neutrons love child May 9, 2022
Ahnaf
A determined fast Asian with a nicely built body and dedication towards his discipline. He often trains and competes with his friends on trying to be better. He likes to be better than average in everything and is a natural leader amongst men. He is most likely better than you in most things. He likes living in the late 1800 and early 1900.
Ahnaf by Arthur Callahan October 28, 2021
Ahnaf
Ahnaf considered to be a iconic figure.Always does the right thing.A sexy beast.Attracts a lot of things.Happy and very intellectual.
ahnaf
The best human you will ever see or meet in your life makes most humans fall to there knees everyone falls in love with him he's littersly the G.O.A.T. gets allot of women for real
Guy:somone just took my girl
Guy2:what's his name?
Guy:his names ahnaf
Guy2:oh he took my mother last week
Guy2:what's his name?
Guy:his names ahnaf
Guy2:oh he took my mother last week
ahnaf by Cereal_donuts November 20, 2021
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