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afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

aftermorevenooning 

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.
Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"

aftertone 

The ending tone of a song you sang
" Nice song, but Your aftertone could be better"
"Fuck off janice"

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

Afterbone 

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"
Afterbone by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

aftertizers 

snacks to be eaten after a meal.
when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.
aftertizers by dogssss January 24, 2011