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After Shock 

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.
"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"
After Shock by brendan September 7, 2004

after shock 

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
after shock by benormous May 4, 2006

After Shock 

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.
"Oh shit, I just had after shock."
After Shock by Anonymouos November 13, 2005

After Shock 

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given
I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

After Shock 

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
After Shock by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

After shock 

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero
You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock
After shock by Modern Women August 27, 2025