After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.
by ThatDamnBoy July 2, 2009
Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.
Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.
by Hammy November 25, 2003
The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
by Kyle-Zack-Riley April 27, 2011
A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
by Nicolae Shoryuka November 6, 2007
One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
by Transvestache July 12, 2008
A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
by Black Sword warrior November 3, 2015
A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!
Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
by HabibLovesYou October 21, 2007