Affairs of a Broken Mind 

A Green Day fan-fiction story on Quizilla written by xRockandRollx. Contrary to the title, the author's mind does not seem to be broken and the story is well-plotted and well put together.

As of this writing, it has 25 chapters and a banner made by xXGreenDayluvrXx.

The moment had arrived. I didn’t want to tell him about Nick, about why he was the way he was. After all it wasn’t my secret to tell. However, unintentionally, I had involved Billie in this mess, and allowed him to venture deeper than I had ever wished him to.

--part of chapter 25 of "Affairs of a Broken Mind"

Affairs of a Broken Mind by STB :) July 31, 2010

Civil Affairs 

A part of the United States Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command that specializes in a wide variety of military missions and operations to include:
1. Jumping out of planes
2. Preparing to jump out of planes
3. Riding in planes, preparing to jump out of planes, but then landing again
4. Giving toys to orphans for the opportunity to jump out of planes
5. Constantly talking about jumping out of planes
6. Bragging about (insert country here) jump wings
7. Saying things like "dirty leg", "when I was with group..." and "back with division we always..."

In addition to these tasks, Civil Affairs soldiers sometimes (rarely) train in and undertake Civil Military Operations, to include assisting combatant commanders in their interactions with the local populace, acting as a liaison between military and other US Government entities, members of the international community and NGOs, in order to ensure a whole of government approach to military operations and civilian interactions.

Dude: Man I'm so excited, my Civil Affairs unit has battle assembly this weekend!
Bro: Cool! What are you going to do!
Dude: Jump out of planes!

Dude: So we're going to jump into the objective.
Bro: Uh, but we're Civil Affairs, can't we just drive there?
Dude: You dirty leg, back when I was with the eighty-deuce we always jumped!
Bro: But this isn't even a war zone... we're staying in a hotel... and have rental cars...

Dude: This year's Civil Affairs training schedule includes 24 jumps
Bro: When are we going to practices our specialized tasks that we've f*cked up repeatedly in Iraq and Afghanistan due to lack of training and familiarity?
Dude: Ain't nobody got time for that. When I was with group....

Civil Affairs by CASARGE May 6, 2013

illicit affairs

me when im gay

and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings

and longing stares

theyre born from just one single glance but they die,

and they die,
and they die, a million little times

leave the perfume on the shelf,

that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times

illicit affairs by shawtygotthafatty May 24, 2021

illicit affairs

a taylor swift song that is like low-key amazing

"Have you listened to illicit affairs yet?"
"Yes like 7 million times, who hasn't?"

illicit affairs by idk but umm yeah November 19, 2020

Unrequited Affairs 

The greatest band no one has ever heard about, mostly because they don't really exist anymore. Headed by Metro Andy, the token brown Asian in every band (see Sum 41's Dave Baksh), UR began in the summer of 2007, and seemingly disbanded immediately after releasing several singles on a poorly put together MyspaceMusic page. All three of their fans are really hoping for a comeback tour, however.

Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"

Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.

Unrequited Affairs by kkkoolnthegang July 18, 2009

Default affairs 

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

Default affairs by rperazag July 4, 2010

Internal affairs

The art of sleeping with multiple people within your workplace.

often done with married people and the person could be the reason for the end of relationships hence the "affairs".

Have you heard about Katie, she's pretty much the head of internal affairs.

Internal affairs by Shitbot Banner December 8, 2022