Pronounced 'Afden', this is a necessary 'workplace friendly' acronym for the term 'ass-faced-dick-nose'. This acronym also bears punerific humour in it's similarity in sound to 'Afton', which is a region of St Louis highly populated by immigrant Bosnians, most of which have faces that look like an ass, neatly adorned with a dick-like nose. The acronym was created in response to an increasingly 'professional' work environment, in which the term 'ass-faced-dick-nose' seemed to become 'unpopular' with the higher ups.
'Hey, that person is a complete afdn. I wonder if she'sBosnian?"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.