admir

A german slang for "stupid" or "idiot"

Du bist sehr admir!
Which roughly translates to
You are very stupid! or You are very admir!

by A real Admir January 16, 2023

Admir

tall guy with the most humongous penis you will ever see. he is mostly a business man from Montenegro.

Amina : my boyfriends penis is so small no good sex ever
Admir : fear not, as i have arrived
Amina : yes

by lspaint October 15, 2022

Admiral of the Swiss Navy

A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.

„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“

by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019

Admiral Duck Vagina

A name for a human being that is toxic to the point of being unbearable.

Here comes Admiral Duck Vagina to ruin our Minecraft session.

by TheNewLegion September 19, 2021

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 29, 2022

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 10, 2011