A dumb smellytroglodyte that claims to not make any money but in reality makes loads of money from his fans who spend too much time watching him and donate to him
Person 1 : did you smell that troglodyte named aCookieGod
Person 2 : Yeah dude I smelled him from a mile away
aCookieGod is a CanadianYouTuber with a sexy voice that is actually really terrible at the games he plays and is famous for diving feet first into the void on his own volition. His career is funded by 12 year olds but the videos are funny ig.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!