A dumb smelly troglodyte that claims to not make any money but in reality makes loads of money from his fans who spend too much time watching him and donate to him
Person 1 : did you smell that troglodyte named aCookieGod
Person 2 : Yeah dude I smelled him from a mile away
aCookieGod is a CanadianYouTuber with a sexy voice that is actually really terrible at the games he plays and is famous for diving feet first into the void on his own volition. His career is funded by 12 year olds but the videos are funny ig.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).