An autistic spaz fit had by a sperglord in order to try to make themselves feel smarter and seem superior, generally when someone makes a simple or honest mistake.

Internet stranger : "I was at the gun range today and the spring in the clip for my new pistol was a little stiff"

Sperglord 9000 : "ACKCHYUALLY it's a magazine, not a clip. A clip goes in a magazine. You should know this before even handling a firearm, n00b"

ackchyually by JonnJohns October 21, 2017

Related Words

ackchyually • ackc • Ackchong • ACK city

ackchyually

is a meme with a picture of a nerdy glasses guy which shows that someone doubts your opinions and wants to prove you wrong - like a normal "actually" but it's misspelled so it sounds like in a "
nerd accent"

Me: *says anything*
Internet: "ackchyually..."
- this means that the Internet doesn't trust anything you say

ackchyually by JigglesTheDog November 27, 2016

Ackchong

Slur for Vietnamese:
70's slur.

it was said that it came from the sound of a vietnamese in a head lock trying to scream for help.

Ack Ack.. Chong!

Ackchong by 1:30pm May 10, 2003

Ackcity

The word is coined from Ack and City. Ack is an abbreviation of three letters or three native names; Adedayo Charles and Kunle. Ack with the City together is used as a name for a large business that engages in so many kind of business

I am always proud to be Ackcity

Ackcity by ACKCITY November 27, 2018

ackchyually

an ackchyually; an ackshually - a person (or lolcow to be specific) that resembles the appearance of the character from the 'ackchyually' meme along with a standard high tone voice, lairs of organic lard, a personality trait that's not very cash money and the abundant fear of seeking employment to fulfill their dreams. One good example of an individual that meets these characteristics is Nova. Others that can also fall in the group are Chris, Leslie and Andy

Tom: dude, idk what in the hell is wrong with some of these people online who don't have a job and are living off of someone elses money and making useless content...
Jerry: i know what you mean. I've seen videos on YouTube about this tubby ackchyually called Nova. it pretty much seems like he's one of those people

ackchyually by dderkst July 4, 2025

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026