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accusatricks
A female plaintiff who uses sneaky less-than-honest-'n'-honorable tactics to appear legit in her complaints against others.
Too often, a poor innocent dude is a victim of an accusatricks in a court of law; one of the best pathetically-dishonest strategies that said gold-digging biddy uses is to call in one or more fellow lying hussies as "witnesses" to add their own crocodile-tear-drenched false/exaggerated testimony against said unfortunate guy, and since courts are so often prejudiced in favor of "the weaker and fairer sex", their word tends to be believed more readily, whereas the burden of proof mostly rests with the man. Many a mostly-or-totally-innocent male prison-inmate is there merely because some lying b***h falsely accused him of something, and either the judge/jury just automatically believed her over him, and/or she gave said black-robed scoundrel a blowjob or other intimacy-related "favor" as payment for his ruling in her favor.
accusatricks by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026