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a nickname for people named abby
my friend: hey abster!
by abster421 November 29, 2018
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Someone who is incredibly ripped. They automatically get all women. Their rock hard abs can deflect anything that gets in their way. Their unable to fit through doorways due to being so big.
Hot women: omg do you see that man, he is such an abster.
by rippedguy201 June 29, 2020
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1. A person who is overally religious within the Christian faith.

2. A person who is absent of sexual intercourse.
Todd is such a Christian abster.
by YourFiratNorbals June 26, 2017
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this word refers to a sussy baka, baptized by god themselves.
absters is such a chlinf, i wish i was hot like them.
by popsmokeishott June 25, 2021
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A white boomer who is extremely racist
You : you see abster over there?
Average Folk : yea?
You : He's a racist boomer
Average Folk : Oh hah
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by Anime Police February 16, 2020
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