1.Shitty piece of work-out equipment that claims to work-out your abs but does not work.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
1. This shitty ab lounge doesnt work.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!