AB-ASS

when one's ass is as flat as their abs :)

u must yell to abbas the nxt time u see him, ABASS, cuz its a coincidence that his name is similaaaar, haha

by rachi! May 4, 2005

T.A.B (Triflin' Ass Bitch)

Somebody that does trashy things, or causes drama.

Guy #1: Yo did you hear what Nina did to Matt!? She cheated on her boyfriend with Matt and then told her boyfriend that Matt made her cheat!

Guy #2: Man, that chick is a T.A.B (Triflin' Ass Bitch) fo sure

by Bromane2021 December 26, 2010

C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.

"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"

by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010

Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)

A Bitch that is a pussy who has a flat ass and a bum ass car.

When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.

by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022

fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous

damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

by giraffewaffa September 7, 2023

G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch)

A mentally, financially, and sexually liberated woman, femme, or non-binary person who travels the world and lives their life to the fullest. They are truly a being of the world, indulging in and most importantly respecting all cultures, peoples, and places when visiting.

A G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) catches flights over feelings, period.

A true G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) respects the people and culture they visit and don't mind learning the language and customs.

Tanya has multiple contacts around the globe, she is truly a G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch).

by _gingembre_ October 13, 2020

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005