A.D.S.

A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.

Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.

by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 07, 2010

a.d.s.

Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s

there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches

by C wizz February 21, 2003

A.D.S

Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.

Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S

Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I

by What,huh June 22, 2011

A.D.S

A.D.S (Aim Down Sights) is when a man holds his penis to take a piss.

"Hold on boys, I got to go take an A.D.S real quick"

by TisJustice January 01, 2021