A Web Of Lies

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That's where the phrase comes from.

Hym "You have me trapped in a web of lies that is decorated with my own words and you are draining my lifeforce away from me."

A fucking retard "It's YOUR words that are the lies!"

Hym "No. There are things you want to hear and that is what you consider 'true' and their are things you DON'T want to hear and those are 'lies' and now you are lying by ommission and ignoring the meaning of the words that I am saying in the hopes that I will go away or die. The reason Jordan took it so hard and you didn't is because he spend his entirely life studying MEANING and he can't ignore it the way can because 'ignore' might not even be the right word. Some of you are ignoring it and some of you don't understand it but both of you have exactly 1 thing in common... You're fucking retarded. So the 2 of you have aligned against me because I'm not retarded."

A Web Of Lies by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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