so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly 

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

A Spartan's Prayer 

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

A Spartan's Prayer by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025

A Croatian's Prayer 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

A Croatian's Prayer by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

National kiss a softball player day by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

national kiss a softball player day 

oct. 24, pucker up ladies ;)

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!

national kiss a softball player day by yagirlri October 23, 2019

National kiss a softball player day 

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

National kiss a softball player day by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

Slap a soccer player day 

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

Slap a soccer player day by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019