The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 November 06, 2008
Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 06, 2019
The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007
When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.
by Collette Rose October 02, 2007
The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by cmcrouse October 25, 2006
by droppinin August 12, 2008
A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.
by sydney m-s November 16, 2007