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a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)
I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.
a patient by thecleaner June 21, 2018
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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

Have a little patience 

When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience”
Niall just have a little patience”
Just hide in a bush, have a little patience”
Have a little patience by Big D 25 January 18, 2018

Patience of a gnat 

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

Patience of a Nigga

A term used for a person who is very persistent and patient that they are willing to wait their entire life for something. The only person who does not complain when their food is an hour late. Mostly present in [nigglet]s named Babatunde. The main reason why dads take 18 years to get home from buying milk. There is a 1/1,000,000 chance for someone to be born with this trait.
Person 1: Hey man I haven't seen ya for a while. Where have you been?
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.

patience is a virtue until it bleeds 

Patience is a virtue; meaning one's morals to not get upset from having to wait

that is until it starts to bleed; meaning it resulted in disappointment and anger regarding the hard work you went through to wait for it
Patience is a virtue until it bleeds, I worked so hard and waited, but it ended up not working out in my favor, now I'm left with anger and disappointment

patience is a virtue

A website that tracks you and has the urge to reveal your location to whoever is sitting behind you as you browse through the site at school because of sheer boredom.
Oh my gosh! This stupid Patience Is A Virtue Website is making me paranoid!!!
patience is a virtue by roses&blood December 10, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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