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The 1st person infected by a zombie plague starting the zombie apocalypse/end of times. reffering to a mass infection of a populace either by a secret operation or misshap. This "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness also known as Z day.
becky was the first infected with the virus...she's patient zero. lets kill that bitch.
see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later
The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.
see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later
The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.
by iheartgravediggers January 22, 2011
That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.
Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.
by methradeth October 10, 2019
Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(
by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019
1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.
2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!
Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010
Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.
I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."
by Creeping Gibs April 27, 2009
Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.
For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.
by Jay Cavaiola June 3, 2007