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A Linda Lee 

A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.
“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee
A Linda Lee by Roxiibunnt May 30, 2018

I pulled a Linda 

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda
I pulled a Linda by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019

Pulling A Linda 

When a mom finds out about a high school party, calls all of the parents who had children involved in the party, and then tells the parents their children are horrible people. This results in the situation being blown out of proportion and everyone feeling resentment for the mother who acts according to the above description.
"Wow, did you get in trouble too?"
"Yeah, but it is all because my mom is Pulling A Linda."
"Your mom is a horrible person."

Doing a Linda. 

The act of supporting your friends on Facebook when they are unfairly criticised by their son and daughter in law.
An innocent post by Bob on Facebook was unfairly criticised by his son and daughter in law but Linny supported Bob by Doing a Linda.
Doing a Linda. by Bobwayne July 11, 2019

Dropped A Linda 

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.
-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.

Taking a Linda 

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
Taking a Linda by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018