A linda

When someone has two or more personalities. The personality that is rude, angry, selfish, non caring, and disrespectful is called a linda.

*being rude*
“Oh there’s a linda” / “the linda has come our again”

by Theunknownwordfinder January 25, 2019

A Linda Lee

A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.

“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee

by Roxiibunnt May 30, 2018

I pulled a Linda

Shitting your self

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda

by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019

Pulling A Linda

When a mom finds out about a high school party, calls all of the parents who had children involved in the party, and then tells the parents their children are horrible people. This results in the situation being blown out of proportion and everyone feeling resentment for the mother who acts according to the above description.

"Wow, did you get in trouble too?"
"Yeah, but it is all because my mom is Pulling A Linda."
"Your mom is a horrible person."

by 010100000110000101110100 December 27, 2007

Doing a Linda.

The act of supporting your friends on Facebook when they are unfairly criticised by their son and daughter in law.

An innocent post by Bob on Facebook was unfairly criticised by his son and daughter in law but Linny supported Bob by Doing a Linda.

by Bobwayne July 11, 2019

Dropped A Linda

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.

-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.

by justinbeiberisahomo December 7, 2009

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018