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pulling a gerry 

When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.
Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.

You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.

Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.

Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
pulling a gerry by philfromphilly February 17, 2008
A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.
Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”

Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”

1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”

1 and 2: “what a pussy”
a Gerry by pfracture1 June 16, 2018

Pulling a Germyah 

When you send a post/message on Instagram and like the post/message you sent
Joseph: *Sends message*
Joseph: *Likes message he sent*
Daniel: Boi you’re not that important stop pulling a Germyah
Pulling a Germyah by NeonPigeon March 26, 2019
“A gay ass party” - a garty can describe any party that is lame , stupid, or queer in nature.
“Bro I went to the function turned out to be a huge garty”

1: “ Wanna come to my party”
2: “No bro you only throw gartys”

“I ain’t going to no garty”
“a garty?”
“A gay ass party
A Garty by Buttfucker10000 June 24, 2022

Doing a Gert 

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.
See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.
Doing a Gert by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Pulling a Gerry 

When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.
I really like your talk idea and I'm thinking of pulling a Gerry.
Pulling a Gerry by SEOer May 16, 2022