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A penis 7in or longer

"Girl the guy hade a big dick"

a big dick by ktyheed December 11, 2016

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a big dick

a big dick is what a guy gets if he gets a Covid vaccine.

I know a cadet who says he got a big dick after getting a Covid vaccine!

a big dick by eda-skip December 21, 2021

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a big dick

a big dick is a penis that is 7" long or more.

Matt, several other cadets, and I have a big dick.

a big dick by USAF Cadet September 20, 2021

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A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

A Big Dick Swinger by momomomco September 16, 2019

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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

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walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

walking around like he's got a big dick by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009

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don't get a big dick

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
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don't get a big dick by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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