A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.

Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.

by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018

maya is a battri

she calls everyone else a battri but rlly shes the only battri here n she has like 20 hoes

diana: maya keeps caling me a battri
mariam: why- deadass maya is a battri
mirelle: i know righttt she has like 20 hoesss chasing after herrr

by deedsthebeeddd😚😚 May 28, 2020

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

tripple a battery

Nick name for aromantic, asexual, agender people

Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...

by im u fucking sadist17 May 20, 2021

sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion

It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?

by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006

spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

by Davicles October 2, 2007

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed

Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*

by Sub2willne September 16, 2017