A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.

Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.

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maya is a battri

she calls everyone else a battri but rlly shes the only battri here n she has like 20 hoes

diana: maya keeps caling me a battri
mariam: why- deadass maya is a battri
mirelle: i know righttt she has like 20 hoesss chasing after herrr

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Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

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Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...

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It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?

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To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

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Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*

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