A Swift

A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"

by Phil Bates January 2, 2010

A swift

Used to describe someone who is just a complete idiot, a mug basically and typically exercises embarrassing behaviour

Sienna is such a swift, look at how embarrassing she’s being

by Pumpkinspell98 April 23, 2019

A Swift

By alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.

"Did you see the MTV Video Awards the other night?"
"Yeah, did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?"
"Oh, man, don't even. You are totally trying to sell me a Swift."

by skayrlae September 16, 2009

a swift one

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.

Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022

On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.

Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"

by nvv March 15, 2013

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.

When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.

by broski10233 June 12, 2010