a scoop

A pint, A beer, An alcoholic beverage.

Just heading to the pub for a scoop

by woodyparasite February 11, 2014

What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.

- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!

by laviniaque November 5, 2019

add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

scoop a nigga

A phrase used when you need someone to come pick you up.

Yo trey, my ole lady took my ride, can you come scoop a nigga?

by Bobdobolina September 14, 2017

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

scoop-a-loop

One proceeds to use there tongue as a scoop to pleasure there partners butthole (loop ).

Margaret had Moe scoop-a-loop

by Rosewood September 18, 2016