A Manson

When you take a crap and don't wipe your bum because you're taking a shower right after thinking that saving the toilet paper is offsetting your carbon footprint but really you're just a piece of shit.

I rushed and took a Manson because I had to get back to reading 'Infinite Jest' by David Foster Wallace

A Manson by fugug March 8, 2017

Pulling a manson 

You are eaither dating two or three people at once

Hey looks hes pulling a manson

Pulling a manson by Xxmansonshowxx July 19, 2018

moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.

You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?

moose in a mansion by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017

A Maison 

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually

First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"

A Maison by AuxCord February 26, 2021

Build a mansion on your lot 

Poop on your chest

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"

Build a mansion on your lot by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020

stay a la maison 

"Stay a la maison" Premier Doug Ford encourages people to stay home amid pandemic.

"Stay a la maison" -800 lb Gorilla / Premier Doug Ford

stay a la maison by γιαΠιστ January 18, 2021

You're gonna need a bigger mansion 

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.

As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

You're gonna need a bigger mansion by QuacksO March 29, 2025