A Jug 

Scoring a goal in hockey on your first shot on your first shift in over a decade, followed immediately the next shift by falling down with no one else around and severely dislocating shoulder causing your season to end.

Dude, there is a new guy on my inline hockey team, and he pulled a jug. He went from such a high, to such a low in seconds.

A Jug by WetYourMind January 9, 2017

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Jig-a-Jug 

Used to describe a guys penis.

Girl...we went to the strip club last night. You should have seen the size of dudes Jig-a-jug! It was off the richter!

Jig-a-Jug by Foxy Beige February 25, 2009

In a jug with a handle. 

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

In a jug with a handle. by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

Billie Jean shits in a jug 

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Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Billie Jean shits in a jug by sdajdsja May 20, 2020

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? 

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

Lookin like a chug jug 

Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE

Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie

"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"

"I'm a 35 year old man"

"monkaS"

Lookin like a chug jug by Notsilverstorm October 19, 2018