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Pulling a Carson 

When you have a boner and don’t realize it.
Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

Caleb: Oh yeah he was totally Pulling a Carson
Pulling a Carson by NeonPigeon December 4, 2018

Pulling a Carson 

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Carson 

Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Pulling A Carlton 

A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.
Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.

Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?

Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.

Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
Pulling A Carlton by FatherofGray November 22, 2015

a Carson 

to do a really bad mistake during a big game of sport which concedes a goal or major points
"Dude i did a Carson yesterday during the match i dropped the ball when that guy had a shot and it went in the goal so my team lost 1-0!"
a Carson by Chris Myles December 24, 2007

Pulling A Carson 

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.
Dylan: “can you come to my birthday

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”
Pulling A Carson by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020