by DON Mikey November 29, 2021
See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
What a grade-school student tells someone as a reason for his unwillingness to perform a requested action; it means dat while he personally would not mind doing it, he is afraid dat "da big man in dat dreaded upstairs office" would disapprove, and thus he would give him major grief if he found out.
One sixth-grade boy conversing with another on da playground: Sorry, Dude --- I can't slip you a textbook in class to help you get a better grade on your test; it's the principal of the thing."
by QuacksO February 3, 2023
you โugh i hate stranger thingsโ
friend โthats because youโre born on Hate stranger things dayโ
friend โthats because youโre born on Hate stranger things dayโ
by thascooper January 11, 2020
The n-word, but the real thing. When you want to make clear that someone said the real word, and not just "the n-word"
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A blanket excuse the Jordanian CSGO player Adi uses for when he gets a kill using wall and or aim hacks in the video game CSGO
Person 1: Dude, that guy has to be hacking, he no scoped me through a wall
Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things
Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things
by Cookie_21__ June 19, 2022
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