the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.
I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.
by Crocodoodle March 14, 2016
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minute maid pink lemonade

maybe the best drink ever created ?
person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg
by Rap fan ig April 21, 2023
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok
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Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.
"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11
by Red nine July 08, 2013
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
by saintrafael September 29, 2011
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