BIG RED

WWE Superstar that has the most deformed face ever, 648 pounds, 8ft tall, and loves to ride motorcycles. He is every kids favorite hero. He also killed Captain America. He is Hayden's and Jace's role model. He is the Incredible Hulk's Father. He can be an asshole sometimes. Nick remastered him this year after being dead for 100 years. He literally ran over Seth Rollins on his debut at Wrestlemania 32. BIG RED and Brayden are best friends

BIG RED tipped over the bus when he stepped on the first step. - Nick

BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden

Fuck BIG RED - Jace

by Glitch King :p September 20, 2017

Big Red

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.

The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

big red

a thirty-five year old red-headed lesbian that weighs in at a whopping 580 pounds. She also acts like she knows everything and has over 28 diseases.

You are a fat fucking big red, you silly twat!!!

by $teel May 27, 2009

Big Red

Great hunter. Hogs squeal at the sound of his name. In the hunting community he is a wolf among sheep. He shoots fireballs from his eyes and lighting from his ass. Big Red makes William Wallace look like Boy George.

Look out it's Big Red!!

by TheManOfGirth November 5, 2017

Big red

A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world

Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color

by BigColors April 28, 2020

Big Red

1. A fine looking red head a little on the thick side with a round juicy ass, also describing a thick light skinned black girl.

2. A horrible type of chewing gum.

3. A huge native american penis.

1. Nice ass!! big red!.

2. Damn! that big red tastes horrible!!!

3. Hung Native American: Hey little pilgrim bitch let me introduce you to big red.

Pilgrim girl: Ahhhh!!!No!!!It's too big!!!

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

big red

also known as the red-haired, red-complexion'd, red car'd... megan elizabeth white

big red, why don't you ever wear red, silly?

by wild one April 22, 2005