The imbecile that invented this song:

"I love you, you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?" No.
I hate you, you hate me,
let's all go and kill Barney,
with a knife and a gun,
and you stick it up his bumb,
now the kids are having fun.
by Skie_017 September 27, 2006
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a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 2, 2006
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A Barney-Be is someone who acts and/or says things that l Neil Patrick Harris' charactor, off of How I Met Your Mother, Barney Stinson would say, or does say. So basically it's a Barney Wanna Be.
person 1: See the guys in those suits, who yelled at us to "suit up"? They have a name!
person 2: what?
Person 1: They are Barney-Be's!
by seacucumberlover January 25, 2010
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n. A somewhat derogatory term for a Harvard University student, heard mostly in the greater Boston area; from "barnyard," the old term for the land which Harvard now occupies.
the films, "Good Will Hunting," "With Honors," etc.
by wayfarer April 27, 2005
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