A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.
“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”
by Dacowsanddatacobell November 7, 2018
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A ginger who is also a piece of shit, literally un-capable of doing anything that has any benefit to society. He's a poor fuck who can't afford anything. The only piece of gaming equipment is an xbox 360, which makes him the most shittiest person in the world.
by thetrueyou September 8, 2017
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The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!
by Bbelle October 21, 2022
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Someone who eats anything in their path
That person is such a Bobby Applesled
by FartingFarmer February 28, 2022
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A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 30, 2019
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