zucchini

A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.

1. Are you guys dating or just friends? You're so close, i can't tell!
2. We're zucchinis.

by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

Zucchini

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it

Jesus need zucchini

by Jesus is white April 8, 2019

Zucchini

A fruit from the depths of hell

Nobody ever: zucchini is my favorite fruit

by Zucchini hater August 4, 2019

zucchini person

Zucchini person means a purple barney zucchini

Barney is a zucchini person

by Purple zucchini April 5, 2018

Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021